Samir wa Radia

Femmesauvage

Proud of herself
Samir ou Radia, kanou ki tserew flmdinah. Walakin Radia kenet khayfana bla 9kays.
9ala Samir malek ntina khayfana heka? 9atlou, ken khef ichoufni ba.
houwa, bda ikhamam bech i jbar chi 7el, 9ala safi, ida chafek bak 9oulou ana khek
 
Samir ou Radia, kanou ki tserew flmdinah. Walakin Radia kenet khayfana bla 9kays.
9ala Samir malek ntina khayfana heka? 9atlou, ken khef ichoufni ba.
houwa, bda ikhamam bech i jbar chi 7el, 9ala safi, ida chafek bak 9oulou ana khek
Fallama dakhala abaha wa wajada ma3aha Samir, sarakha 9a2ilan : "chkoun hada ?". Fa ajabat Radia : "khouya". Fa-sarakah l2abou marratan taniya : "kifach khouk ?". Fa ajaba Samir : "ana khouha men mehha". Fa-sara l2abou yadribou wajhahou wa yandibou jafnahou sarikhan : "kount chak blli marti katkhouni. kount 7ass blli dayra zbayl wera menni".
 
Fallama dakhala abaha wa wajada ma3aha Samir, sarakha 9a2ilan : "chkoun hada ?". Fa ajabat Radia : "khouya". Fa-sarakah l2abou marratan taniya : "kifach khouk ?". Fa ajaba Samir : "ana khouha men mehha". Fa-sara l2abou yadribou wajhahou wa yandibou jafnahou sarikhan : "kount chak blli marti katkhouni. kount 7ass blli dayra zbayl wera menni".


hahaha, tu m'as explosée trop fort
 
Fallama dakhala abaha wa wajada ma3aha Samir, sarakha 9a2ilan : "chkoun hada ?". Fa ajabat Radia : "khouya". Fa-sarakah l2abou marratan taniya : "kifach khouk ?". Fa ajaba Samir : "ana khouha men mehha". Fa-sara l2abou yadribou wajhahou wa yandibou jafnahou sarikhan : "kount chak blli marti katkhouni. kount 7ass blli dayra zbayl wera menni".

Un peu lourd mais ca reste une Fin
 
Fallama dakhala abaha wa wajada ma3aha Samir, sarakha 9a2ilan : "chkoun hada ?". Fa ajabat Radia : "khouya". Fa-sarakah l2abou marratan taniya : "kifach khouk ?". Fa ajaba Samir : "ana khouha men mehha". Fa-sara l2abou yadribou wajhahou wa yandibou jafnahou sarikhan : "kount chak blli marti katkhouni. kount 7ass blli dayra zbayl wera menni".

Wa lama dakhala ila lmanzil, ata'athou fikra. Ata ila lmoustachfa ma3a ibnatouh wa "akhouha" li an you7aqiqa qawlahoum.
Fa wajadou annahou laysa waladouh... Li anna rajjoul kana 3aqiran :p ( je ne sais pas si on dit ça for à man?? )
 
ça me fait penser à une autre blague.

hada wa7id rajil, mzouwej, walikin dima khsou i safar 3la 9bil khdamtou.

Mi ken ki safar, dima, ken kidi mratou m3em.

Mara louwla, mchew nfransa. Weldet wliyed, 9ala, rajla, malou, waldi qui chbeh lchi nesrani, 9atlou, iwa, chouft wahid nesrani mi kount kent wa7im, ou ja ki chbeh lnsrani.

Mara yakhra, daha el ethiopian, 3awtene, waldit wahid khal, 9ala malo weldi khel, 9atlo, choft wahid ethiopian, kount ken twehem, 3la hedchi khrag heyda.

3awdat nafs chi mi mchew nchine.

La79at 3outla, o rajil bra i mchi lbledo, bech ichof mou.

Mou 9atlo a waldi malhoum wladik, ma kichbouh l3rab?
Lakhour k7el, lakhour, chinwe, lakhour 3andou kemara dnesrani.

O houwa i3awedla 3la mrato o tou7im dyalha.

Mou 9atlo, iwa la hwla wa la 9ouwat ila bilah, ana, mi wletik, kount ken tweham l7mir.
 
dakhala rajoloune soussiyone ila manzilihi, fa ida bihi yara ibnatahou ta7ta sahibiha tatamata3 wa rijlaha fi samae!
f9ala laha:
mine hadek Lgarrou (cigarette) lool
 
ça me fait penser à une autre blague.

hada wa7id rajil, mzouwej, walikin dima khsou i safar 3la 9bil khdamtou.

Mi ken ki safar, dima, ken kidi mratou m3em.

Mara louwla, mchew nfransa. Weldet wliyed, 9ala, rajla, malou, waldi qui chbeh lchi nesrani, 9atlou, iwa, chouft wahid nesrani mi kount kent wa7im, ou ja ki chbeh lnsrani.

Mara yakhra, daha el ethiopian, 3awtene, waldit wahid khal, 9ala malo weldi khel, 9atlo, choft wahid ethiopian, kount ken twehem, 3la hedchi khrag heyda.

3awdat nafs chi mi mchew nchine.

La79at 3outla, o rajil bra i mchi lbledo, bech ichof mou.

Mou 9atlo a waldi malhoum wladik, ma kichbouh l3rab?
Lakhour k7el, lakhour, chinwe, lakhour 3andou kemara dnesrani.

O houwa i3awedla 3la mrato o tou7im dyalha.

Mou 9atlo, iwa la hwla wa la 9ouwat ila bilah, ana, mi wletik, kount ken tweham l7mir.


mdrrrrr elle tueeee


meme si je lutte un peu sur certains mots
 
hadi fadma o hmad kano rakbin 3la motor, hmad makichoufch mezian o fadma katew7al fel hadra
chedo tri9, chouia fadma banet liha 7ofra o hia tgoul 7a 7a 7a 7a tchakh (ta7o fel 7ofra) hia tgoul 7afra...
hmad hoa igoul safi ila sma3teg gelti 7a ghadi nkabri o na9ez l7ofra
homa ichado tri9, chouia hia tgoul tani wa 7a 7a 7a.............hmad hoa igoul liha safi fhamtek fhamtek a sem3i lkabrage ki dair..................................o hia tgoul 7ayyyyyytttt -------------------------> bchakh
 
hadi fadma o hmad kano rakbin 3la motor, hmad makichoufch mezian o fadma katew7al fel hadra
chedo tri9, chouia fadma banet liha 7ofra o hia tgoul 7a 7a 7a 7a tchakh (ta7o fel 7ofra) hia tgoul 7afra...
hmad hoa igoul safi ila sma3teg gelti 7a ghadi nkabri o na9ez l7ofra
homa ichado tri9, chouia hia tgoul tani wa 7a 7a 7a.............hmad hoa igoul liha safi fhamtek fhamtek a sem3i lkabrage ki dair..................................o hia tgoul 7ayyyyyytttt -------------------------> bchakh

mdrrrrrrrrrr zwina hadi hahahah:D
 
hadi fadma o hmad kano rakbin 3la motor, hmad makichoufch mezian o fadma katew7al fel hadra
chedo tri9, chouia fadma banet liha 7ofra o hia tgoul 7a 7a 7a 7a tchakh (ta7o fel 7ofra) hia tgoul 7afra...
hmad hoa igoul safi ila sma3teg gelti 7a ghadi nkabri o na9ez l7ofra
homa ichado tri9, chouia hia tgoul tani wa 7a 7a 7a.............hmad hoa igoul liha safi fhamtek fhamtek a sem3i lkabrage ki dair..................................o hia tgoul 7ayyyyyytttt -------------------------> bchakh


mdr

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hadi fadma o hmad kano rakbin 3la motor, hmad makichoufch mezian o fadma katew7al fel hadra
chedo tri9, chouia fadma banet liha 7ofra o hia tgoul 7a 7a 7a 7a tchakh (ta7o fel 7ofra) hia tgoul 7afra...
hmad hoa igoul safi ila sma3teg gelti 7a ghadi nkabri o na9ez l7ofra
homa ichado tri9, chouia hia tgoul tani wa 7a 7a 7a.............hmad hoa igoul liha safi fhamtek fhamtek a sem3i lkabrage ki dair..................................o hia tgoul 7ayyyyyytttt -------------------------> bchakh
j ai pas compris
le 7 sa veut dire koi?
 
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