misslolly
Meant to be UNIQUE :)
I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain
letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it
in 2009 also. Please continue to do so
Because of your kindness:*
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for
removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
with AIDS.
* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP,
LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc....
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
cause cancer...
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and
sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me
with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to
dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda,
Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo.
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get
sick from the rat faeces and urine.
* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she
is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys
and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl! she's
been 7 since 1993...)
* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account
to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.
* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia
will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete
now.
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi
Balaji pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone
else)*
IMPORTANT NOTE*:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will P on your head today at 6:30pm.
Nothing has happened till now......... ......... ...but who knows. So
please
forward.
Do you guys get this kind of mails ???
OMG
letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it
in 2009 also. Please continue to do so
Because of your kindness:*
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for
removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
with AIDS.
* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP,
LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc....
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
cause cancer...
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and
sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me
with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to
dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda,
Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo.
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get
sick from the rat faeces and urine.
* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she
is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys
and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl! she's
been 7 since 1993...)
* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account
to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.
* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia
will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete
now.
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi
Balaji pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone
else)*
IMPORTANT NOTE*:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will P on your head today at 6:30pm.
Nothing has happened till now......... ......... ...but who knows. So
please
forward.
Do you guys get this kind of mails ???
OMG